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    Confusing instructions from Manufacturers etc

    As I child my Mum used to buy bottles of squash. "Dilute to taste" they all said. I found this very confusing as I could taste the squash before I added water. In fact I enjoyed it more without the water.
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    Or the Tesco's Tirimisu Desert which reads, "Do not turn upside down". That would not be so bad if it was not printed on the bottom of the box.
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    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On Sears hair dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swanson frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestions: Defrost.

    Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
    Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
    Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

    On Nytol Sleep Aid:
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    On most brands of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    On a Swedish chain saw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    On a toboggan:
    Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

    On a knife sharpener:
    Caution: knives are sharp.

    On shin pads for cyclists:
    Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    On a take away coffee cup:
    Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

    Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
    In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

    In a microwave oven manual:
    Do not use for drying pets.

    On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
    Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

    On the bottom of a cola bottle:
    Do not open here.

    On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
    This broom does not actually fly.

    On a box of aspirin:
    Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

    On a bottle of laundry detergent:
    Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

    On a muffin packet:
    Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

    In a kettle instruction manual:
    The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.

    On a ketchup bottle:
    Instructions: Put on food.

    On a bottle of rum:
    Open bottle before drinking.

    A car park sign:
    Entrance only. Do not enter.

    A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
    Beware of people.

    Rules on a tram in Prague:
    Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

    Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
    Take care: new non-slip surface.

    On a can of air freshener:
    For use by trained personnel only.

    On a bottle of baby lotion:
    Keep away from children.

    On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
    Do not wash.

    On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
    Some assembly required.

    On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
    May irritate eyes.

    On a Frisbee:
    Warning: may contain small parts.

    In a car handbook:
    In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

    On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
    Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.

    Directions for mosquito repellant:
    Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

    On a birthday card for a one year old:
    Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

    In a hotel bedroom:
    Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

    In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
    Push this button in case anything happens.

    On a toilet cleaning brush:
    Do not use orally.

    On a can of Spray paint:
    Do not spray in your face.

    On a TV remote:
    Not Dishwasher safe.

    On a blowtorch:
    Not used for drying hair.

    On a washing machine inn a launderette:
    No small children.

    On a bottle of hair dye:
    Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

    On a push along lawn mower:
    Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.

    On a box of fireworks:
    Do not put in mouth.

    On the packaging for a wrist watch:
    Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

    In a dishwasher manual:
    Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

    On a toaster:
    Do not use underwater.

    On a mattress:
    Do not attempt to swallow.
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    Some great ones there. And the "do not turn upside down" is always on the bottom of the packaging.

    Hot liquids: Some in America (where else) successfully sued after spilling a MacDonald's coffee and getting burnt. Apparently it was MacDonald's fault because the coffee was hot. I would be complaining if it was not hot.

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    Ridiculous :P

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    On a toaster:
    Do not use underwater.

    If you had even the tiniest thought of doing this you should be put away... :P


 

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