Welcome to the Rpoints Forums.
+ Reply to Thread
Page 239 of 239 FirstFirst ... 139 189 229 237 238 239
Results 2,381 to 2,384 of 2384
Like Tree42Likes

Thread: Family Fun Jokes - Post Them Here

  1. #2381
    Member MaraJadeC is an unknown quantity at this point
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Posts
    38
    Rep Power
    21
    I once applied for a job installing bathroom mirrors. The boss asked me why I wanted the gig. I said, "It's something I've always seen myself doing."

  2. #2382
    Member MaraJadeC is an unknown quantity at this point
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Posts
    38
    Rep Power
    21
    Here's one more.

    HUSBAND: The wife left me a note saying, "It's no good - it's just not working. I'm staying at Mum's for a while." I opened the door, the light was on and beer was chilled. Goodness knows what she was on about!

  3. #2383
    Junior Member eseattleseattle is an unknown quantity at this point
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    1
    Rep Power
    0
    .In that worst event, if you are not able to sell the physical solutions, you might want to absorb the main city cost and it also takes " up " spaces on top of that. An alternative problem through selling factors from whole entire sellers is certainly that, .In that worst event, if you are not able to sell the physical solutions, you might want to absorb the main city cost and it also takes " up " spaces on top of that.

    An alternative problem through selling factors from whole entire sellers is certainly that, you often have just too many competitors selling the same principal or people looking to undercut an individual.If someone is probably selling designed for fun and worry an excess of about all the profit, they are really sell in the very good deal.

    In order that the best gamble to cash in on eBay may be to sell your individual unique goods.The decent is announcement is which will, you may make it your own self and within a very cheap.Information is already readily to point out to you how could potentially be done

  4. #2384
    Junior Member Herzxian is an unknown quantity at this point
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Posts
    5
    Rep Power
    13
    Florian 17:48:02
    Ein arabischer Student, der in Köln studiert, schreibt an seinen Vater:

    Lieber Vater,
    Köln ist eine wunderbare Stadt, die Leute sind sehr nett und aufgeschlossen, ich fühle mich hier sehr wohl. Allerdings ist es mir etwas peinlich, mit meinem Ferrari 599 GTB aus purem Gold in die Uni zu fahren, wo doch fast alle Kollegen und Lehrer mit dem Zug kommen.

    Dein Sohn Nasser




    sony xperia z2 tasche



    Am folgenden Tag erhält Nasser Antwort von seinem Vater:


    Mein lieber Sohn,
    soeben habe ich Dir 250 Millionen Dollar auf Dein Konto überwiesen.
    Mach uns bitte nicht lächerlich! Du gehst sofort los und kaufst Dir auch einen Zug.

    In Liebe
    Dein Vater
    Last edited by Herzxian; 31st May 2015 at 04:50 AM.


 

Similar Threads

  1. OVER 18's Jokes - Post Them Here
    By _Tizzy_ in forum Fun and games
    Replies: 2088
    Last Post: 30th May 2015, 09:39 AM
  2. Where's the 'Over 18 Jokes' thread gone again?
    By RudeKev in forum Fun and games
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 18th April 2010, 10:02 AM
  3. Michael Jackson Jokes
    By expressman33 in forum Fun and games
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 27th June 2009, 06:32 AM
  4. Silly Jokes: The UK's Leading Joke and Party Store
    By kryptic in forum Other offers
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25th September 2006, 08:13 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts