Notification to all staff regarding language:
Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:
No f**king way = I'm fairly sure that's not feasible
You're f**king kidding = Really?
Who the f**k are you = Hi, we haven't met..
Tell someone who gives a f**k = Have you run that by the Manager?
No c**t told me = I wasn't involved in that project
You don't know sh*t = You seem perplexed
What the f**k do you want? = Hello, may I help you?
She's a ball-busting bitch = She's assertive
This place is f**ked = We're a bit disorganised today
Stick it up your ar*e = No thanks
You're a f**king w**ker =You are my supervisor and I respect you
You fat f**king loser =Gosh that was unfortunate!
I don't give a sh*t = I'll certainly think it over
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