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    Quote Originally Posted by Westside_P
    One thing is for sure Westside - at least you have a good sense of humour!

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    Tru dat homie - and they say only the Irish can laugh at themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westside_P
    Tru dat homie - and they say only the Irish can laugh at themselves
    Lol! Well I am from Scotland, and I can assure you, if I wasn't laughing I would be crying.... hence all the posts to the jokes forum!

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    Ah, a fellow celt. Thas wot I like to see. Big up yo self

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    What about you Kev - where are you from.... ?

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    Why so glum...? My wife stayed there for a long number of years... come to think of it, both of your senses of humour are quite similar

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinchess1
    ...living in W Yorkshire now
    Quote Originally Posted by jayedubya
    Why so glum...
    I work in a pub called ‘The Fatted Calf’ (that’s the name not a description of the lady owner) On Tuesdays we have a pub quiz There’s this waitress called Annie Antique, never was a person more aptly named, She has ‘4 daughters by 5 fathers’, hers words, and they are well keen to win the first prize of a Flagon of our special home made beer called ‘Ruff n Nasty, (no that’s not a description of the barmaid)
    You have to understand that in this part of the world Carlsberg extra strength Special brew is sold as a soft drink.
    As I am not a local, which round these parts means I’m not married to my sister, Annie looks on me as the fount of all knowledge when it comes to the quiz, probably something to do that I’m the only person in the hamlet with a double digit IQ.
    Annie come into the kitchen and says ‘picture quiz Ken, what’s that women singer called’
    ‘Err. I’m going to need a bit more detail.’
    ‘She sings with her sisters.’
    ‘The Beverley sisters?’
    ‘No they are Irish.’
    ‘The Corrs?’
    ‘NO! The other ones.’
    ‘The Nolans.’
    ‘Yes that’s them, now one of them on that day time TV show called ‘Loose Morals.’
    ‘Loose Women, its Coleen.’
    ‘Coleen that’s the fella let me write that down.’ I watch as she scrawls
    coal lean into her pad. ‘Now then Ken, the other pictures is of an actor.’
    ‘Err. I’m going to need a bit more detail.’
    ‘He’s got a brother who acts.’
    ‘Martin Sheen?’
    ‘No there are loads of them and they all act.’
    ‘It will be one of the Baldwin brothers, can you think of any films he’s been in?’
    ‘Yes, he was in that film about nicking cars, was it called ‘Gone in 69 seconds’ or something?’
    ‘Gone in 60 seconds, that was Nicholas Cage.’
    ‘Yes that’s him, let me write that down.’ I stare in disbelief as she scrawls ‘nicker less cage’ on her pad.’ And the last one is another singer.’
    ‘Err. I’m going to need a bit more detail.’
    ‘Her husband used to beat her up.’
    ‘Tina Turner?’
    ‘No, she was married to Ike Turner. This is someone else’
    ‘Can you think of any songs she sung?’
    ‘She sang a song about always loving it.’
    ‘Always love you, that’s Dolly Parton.’
    ‘Dolly Parton isn’t black, this one a black singer.’
    ‘You never mention her colour, she’s called Whitney Houston.’
    ‘That’s her, I’ll just write it down.’ She scrawls ‘wet knees euston’ into her pad and says ‘Strange name, whys she call that then?’
    Well I just couldn’t help myself as I said ‘It her name from her days as a porn star, she use to do a lot of outdoor all weather type of work.’
    ‘Oh I see, on railways platforms I guess.’ Satisfy with my answers she trotted off to the quiz. I went home with my head spinning of picture of the Baldwin brothers’ and ‘Wet Knee Huston’ the well known porn star!
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    "The Fatted Calf".... well here it is:

    Kevin's Pub

    You didn't mention you were based over in Louisiana... It doesn't mention anything about a pub quiz but apparently:

    Price Range: Less than US$10
    Attire: Jeans
    Sounds good. "Less than US$10" for what tho?

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