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    Job Titles - Are they getting too silly?

    In the good old days a spade was a spade when it came to job titles. Now the title is often fancy, maybe to hide the low wage.

    I watch the Videos on Swagbucks to earn money there, must admit to hitting the button and then going elsewhere to do something else whilst the timer runs down.

    One of series of vids you can watch is about getting the right wedding cake. The lady from Blue Notes Bakery has the grand title of "Confection Composer". I am not sure if she designs the cakes or ices them or both. But it is surely a stupid job title. And remember where America goes today we follow tomorrow.

    So over to you, what silly job titles have you come across?

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    Freebie Guru & Expert expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute expressman33 has a reputation beyond repute
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    Our bin men are now "Gatherer of recyclable material to help combat climate change person"

    others are :-
    Media distribution officer: Paperboy

    Debt management officer: Tax collector

    Hygiene facilitation operative: Cleaner

    Facilities supervisor: Toilet cleaner

    Ambient replenishment controller: Shelf stacker

    Regional head of services, infrastructure and procurement: Caretaker

    Lunchtime supervisor: Dinner lady

    Education centre nourishment consultants: Dinner lady

    Guest services agent: Hotel receptionist

    Global talent supply: Recruitment consultant

    Field nourishment consultant: Waitress

    Waste management and disposal technician: Bin man

    Information advisor: Librarian

    Communications executive: Telesales person

    Highway environmental hygienist: Road sweeper

    Investment development and research analyst: Technical helpdesk

    Modality manager: Ward sister

    Colour distribution technician: Painter & decorator

    Coordinator of interpretive teaching: Museum tour guide

    Vertical transport engineer: Lift engineer

    Welcoming agent and telephone intermediary: Receptionist

    Customer experience enhancement consultant: Shop assistant

    Wet leisure assistant: Lifeguard

    Coin facilitation engineer: Toll booth collectors

    Front line customer support facilitator: Call centre worker

    Gastronomical hygiene technician: Dish washers

    Mass production engineer: Factory worker

    Petroleum transfer engineer: Service station assistant

    Transparency enhancement facilitator: Window cleaner

    Beverage dissemination officer: Barman
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    Rpoints Elite blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute blythburgh has a reputation beyond repute
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    [QUOTE=expressman33;305007]Our bin men are now "Gatherer of recyclable material to help combat climate change person"

    The late mother in law used to call them "the scavengers" not sure how politically correct that was. lol

    But all them what you will they do a fantastic job at getting rid of what we do not want. Those who do the less desirable jobs like that, street cleaning, hospital cleaners etc really do prevent a lot of diseases.

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    Oh my! I have never come across anything like this at all. But "gastronomical hygiene technician" and "transparency enhancement facilitator" is just too much! All these fancy names for what?

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    Junior Member Debra is an unknown quantity at this point
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    No these are not fancy names because as days are passing many fields are emerging out due to technology & science so that's why the names are kept according to it but sometimes it sounds a little silly but its not.


 

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