Another chance to win£10 Capstan Comp

[RudeKev]

I was cooking xXxRaichxXx a big breakfast; she likes to get something hot inside her first thing in the morning when she asks
‘What your plans are for today donkey (laughs) don’t tell me Jeremy Kyle and loose women!’
Can’t see loose women since yer daddy locked the computer an anyway I’m doin sum stuff for Rrpointts,’
‘Really what sort of stuff?’
‘Comps etc.’
‘Why?’
‘Janine asked me two.’
‘Janine asked you, was she drunk?’
‘No’
‘Stoned?’
No’
‘Unconscious? You hadn’t slipped her something did you?’
‘No course not. Not after what happen last time.’
‘What did she say exactly?’
‘...err... She’s lookin four sum one to run comps and stuff.’
‘She probably means she wants you to SUGGEST someone not actually doit yerself what about OES?’
‘Can’t afford his fee I’m guessin. Don’t you think I can do this then?’
‘Babe’ she said holding my hand ‘I’m surprised you can get yourself dressed in the morning!’
‘That’s hurtful’
‘Look I’ve got to dash got my performance review with the Big Cheese this AM.’
‘Is that why yer wearing the boots with the padded knees, bet yer got yer best underwear on.’
‘Underwear? What’s that? Listen we’re talk later, by the way yer shirt on inside out.’
‘Okay then can you do me one favour B4 yer go, tie me laces, I’ keep forgettin about the Bunnys goin into their burrows.’
As she was tyin them and I’m getting an eyeful down her top (I’m knot stewpid’ she said ‘How about a Caption comp.’
So here we are


This is the view that Felix Baumgartner had B4 his world record Skydive
The caption don't hav 2 be anything about Skydivin OR Felix
Winner will be whoever gets the most ratings Hav funn

(Will edit later to get bigger picture, but clicking onit helps)

[Claret1985]

"All the countries in the world and I agreed to be dropped, from a great height. on the U S of A!"

[blythburgh]

Help, I have suddenly developed a fear of heights. Please send rescue balloon asap.

[RudeKev]

Dr Cox was begining to regret his decision to buy the V cheapest seat at the 02

[mamaflump]

"Now I alone CAN prove to the world, man has truley been into space and we have proper proof"!

[Sarah]

"One elephant, two elephant, five elephant, si... oh, sugar..."

[sunnychuckle]

"I'll have to have a word with the health & safety guys. It's very cold up there and I slipped on that bl**dy icy ladder..."

[expressman33]

The sex therapist advised Kev to try leaping off the wardrobe , but of course he decided to take it to the extreme.

[expressman33]

Tom Daley (to Peter Waterfield) - "Where are you Pete, you've messed it up again"

[RudeKev]

Just a Quicky to say you can hav moor than one go.
I've actually met Felix, there's no Airs and graces about him
He'as a real Down to earth guy