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    Sticky: Hospital patient A sweet grandmother telephoned...

    Hospital patient
    A sweet grandmother telephoned Wigan Infirmary.
    She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
    The operator said "I'll be glad...
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    Sticky: Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect...

    Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just...
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    Sticky: I walked into a Blimpie's with a...

    I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already...
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    Sticky: A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having...

    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
    The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
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    Sticky: 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T...

    1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
    AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not...
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    Sticky: The 1st Affair: A married man was having an...

    The 1st Affair:
    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly...
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    Sticky: Let's be politically correct Due to the...

    Let's be politically correct

    Due to the climateof political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

    You...
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    Sticky: The following 15 police comments were taken from...

    The following 15 police comments were taken from actual Dallas Police car videos and distributed by Monica Smith, Director DPD, Public Relations Officer:

    #15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight...
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    Sticky: UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoigne : What...

    UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
    Bamber Gascoigne : What was Ghandi's first name?
    Contestant : Goosey, Goosey?

    THE WEAKEST LINK
    Anne Robinson : In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? ...
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    Sticky: A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in...

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom............
    "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

    The 4 year old nods his head in...
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    Sticky: A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the...

    A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
    The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything...
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    Sticky: Condom suppliers (An oldie, but a goodie!) ...

    Condom suppliers
    (An oldie, but a goodie!)
    Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-lines...

    Sainsbury condoms - making life taste...
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    Sticky: A distinguished young woman on a flight from...

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic...
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    Sticky: 24 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN 1,...

    24 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN
    1, OPENING JARS - nnnnngg, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's...
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    Sticky: A little girl went into a pet shop and asked...

    A little girl went into a pet shop and asked "Excuthe me, do you haf any widdle wabbits?".
    The shop keeper's heart melted. He got down on his knees so that he was on her level and said "Do you want...
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    Sticky: A normal 50 something, having split from his...

    A normal 50 something, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship...
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    Sticky: http://www.office-humour.co.uk/jokes/5588/

    http://www.office-humour.co.uk/jokes/5588/
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    Sticky: Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for? ...

    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour..??

    Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.
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    Sticky: An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop...

    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
    The judge then asked her why she...
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    Sticky: An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders...

    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar...
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    Sticky: Quote of the day When I was a kid I used to...

    Quote of the day

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

    -Emo Philips
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    Sticky: A blonde's year in review January - Took new...

    A blonde's year in review
    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit...
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    Sticky: http://www.office-humour.co.uk/jokes/5526/ ...

    http://www.office-humour.co.uk/jokes/5526/

    I didnt post the whole thing because its too long.
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    Sticky: The buzz word in today's business world is...

    The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.

    However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

    Well, here it is:

    1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at...
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    Sticky: Fred returns home early one day to find his wife...

    Fred returns home early one day to find his wife in bed with his best friend.
    "You no-good tramp!", he shouts at his wife, "Pack your bags and get out! Never darken my door again."

    Fred then...
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