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    I have no idea what sob story you relayed to...

    I have no idea what sob story you relayed to Janine to get your spamming posts reinstated and I'm not interested.......blaming this site via PM for your own failure to acknowledge or respond to...
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    Sticky: My relationship with that cross-eyed girl has...

    My relationship with that cross-eyed girl has gone South as well.

    To be honest, when we were together I suspected she was seeing someone else.
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    Sticky: My wife's leaving me because she says my whole...

    My wife's leaving me because she says my whole outlook on life is too depressing.

    Pah, who cares?

    We're all going to die eventually anyway.
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    Sticky: My wife's leaving me - she says I can't string...

    My wife's leaving me - she says I can't string two sentences together.

    It really feelings my hurt.

    To cheer myself up, I went to a feminist picnic.

    It wasn't that great to be honest,...
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    Samples can be sent only to the USA at this time.

    Samples can be sent only to the USA at this time.
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    Sticky: In view of the fact that my marriage has gone...

    In view of the fact that my marriage has gone belly up, I've started dating a depressed cross eyed girl.

    It's really difficult, I have to say..........she never looks forward to anything.
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    Sticky: My wife asked me what I was doing on the...

    My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer.

    "I'm looking to see if I can pick up some cheap flights," I replied.

    "Oh that's great love" she said, "have you found any? I'll help you look...
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    I can't imagine a life where I had to think about...

    I can't imagine a life where I had to think about what I ate in case I suffered a reaction.

    Makes you count your blessings.....
  9. "There are a total of two questions"........ ...

    "There are a total of two questions"........

    :D
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    So many jokes, so little time..........

    So many jokes, so little time..........
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    Received today in a branded box about four times...

    Received today in a branded box about four times the size of the sample :D
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    2 free? Well that's 60 seconds of next Friday...

    2 free?

    Well that's 60 seconds of next Friday night taken care of.........what do I do with the other 6 hours?

    :-)
  13. Sarah, I am happier than someone who's discovered...

    Sarah, I am happier than someone who's discovered that the difference between Arsenal and a triangle is that a triangle has 3 points.
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    Sticky: Equality is a myth........

    When my wife was pregnant, loads of women came up to her in the street, rubbed her belly and said "Congratulations".

    How come they don't come up to me, stroke my balls and say "good job"?

    Eh?
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    That's what comes from spending 8 hours a day in...

    That's what comes from spending 8 hours a day in an office surrounded by five young girls who are quite open about the fact that Facebook IS their life.

    Now, being surrounded by five young girls...
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    I'm sure if had a presence on there I'd have...

    I'm sure if had a presence on there I'd have already frantically updated my status accordingly.

    Or "poked" someone.

    Or "written" on someone's "wall".

    Or invited someone to a game of...
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    Sticky: I wandered into a phone shop in Tottenham. ...

    I wandered into a phone shop in Tottenham.

    "I'd like to buy a black person, please" I said.

    The guy behind the counter replied "sorry sir, there must be some mistake, we dont sell those here"....
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    Sticky: My daughter is anxiously awaiting her exam...

    My daughter is anxiously awaiting her exam results.

    Her phone bleeped to indicate an incoming message, she was upstairs but yelled down "who is it dad, what does it say?"

    I read "Gud luk 2...
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    Blotto would be more appropriate? :-)

    Blotto would be more appropriate? :-)
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    Not sure he was using Facebook during the wingwalk?
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    Sticky: Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue...

    Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue went for a night on the town.

    As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the ironworks opposite the...
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    Sticky: My wife said she's leaving me because I always...

    My wife said she's leaving me because I always talk like a computer geek.

    ROFL!

    To be honest, I think it was something to do with what I did the night before -
    I snook a chocolate bar...
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    Sticky: Poor Richard Branson, he doesn't get much luck...

    Poor Richard Branson, he doesn't get much luck does he? His luxury home on that island he owned completely destroyed by a lightning strike. Flames everywhere, celebrity guests forced to flee for...
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    Ahhhh. I think the whole of Rpoints heard the...

    Ahhhh. I think the whole of Rpoints heard the lightbulb moment kick in.....

    Bless.....
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    Sticky: Hey, why don't you think of her parents? ...

    Hey, why don't you think of her parents?

    They can't even keep her ashes as it would be deemed possession of a Class A drug.
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